It's that time again. Time to dig through the undercarriage of the Internet to find the worst and the weirdest that the world has to offer. As I am sure you have heard there has recently been a string of cannibal/zombie type crimes. The most talked about being the incident in Miami. We'll start there and see just how far this shit goes. In case you were wondering about the picture above, its a weird story. A man decided that the best thing to do with his recently departed cat was turn it into the abomination you see up there. He had the thing stuffed and turned it into a remote control Cat-Copter. Sick.
I'm sure that you know the broad strokes of this story but in case you don't allow me to paint you the picture. In Miami a man named Rudy Eugene, who was naked, was shot and killed by Miami Police while he was eating another man's face. Now for the things you may not know. It took more than one shot to put Rudy Eugene down. The victim named Ronald Poppo, who was conscious for the entire time, survived the assault which lasted eighteen minutes. Police suspect that Rudy Eugene was suffering from Cocaine Psychosis or may have taken 'Bath Salts'. Whatever the reason Ronald Poppo had 75 per cent of his face chewed off. Eye witnesses described the situation as something akin to a Zombie movie. Source 1. Source 2.
The Miami incident wasn't an isolated situation. Apparently 'face eating' is new trend. Actually in this case 'face biting' may be a better description. Carl Jacquneauz, pictured above, was arrested for attacking another man and biting a chunk of the victim's face off. Cops suspect that he was on drugs at the time. A friend of the victim has said that she believed Carl Jacquneauz was on 'Bath Salts'. The victim is recovering in a hospital. If you take anything a way from this blog it should be this. Don't do Bath Salts that shit turns you into a Cannibal. Source.
In Brazil there was another incident that had a Zombie feel to it. This didn't involve face eating but it did involve the living dead.The boy in the picture above, Kelvin Santos, was pronounced dead at a hospital on Friday. On Saturday, during his funeral, the boy sat upright in his coffin and asked for a glass of water before laying back down. His father rushed him to the hospital and was once again told the boy was dead. Since this was the same hospital I would have been unsure. The family had a similar reaction. They delayed the funeral for an hour in case the boy awoke again. He did not and was laid to rest at 5pm that day. The boy's father believes his son was the victim of medical malpractice. The police have launched an investigation, the results of which are pending. Source.
This story may have more of a Serial Killer vibe then Zombie but it contains possible Cannibalism so I might as well throw it in. Luka Rocco Magnotta is suspected of killing a Chinese university student in Montreal. It is believed that he taped the murder and posted it on the internet under the title "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick". The video was originally suspected to be a fake but was later authenticated. There have been rumors of Luka Rocco Magnotta partaking in Cannibalism and Necrophilia during the video but they have yet to verified. Luka Rocco Magnotta was arrested in Germany a few days ago. He was found at an Internet Cafe reading stories about himself. The story of this man is both disturbing and interesting. He has a Wikipedia page if you want to read about him in more depth. Source.
Let's leave the Zombies alone and talk about people who are crazy. Crazy can range from harmless (crazy), to harmless to others (Crazy), and to full on dangerous (CRAZY). Wayne Carter is the latter. Police were informed that Wayne had a knife and was threatening to harm himself. When they arrived the Police found Carter sitting in the corner of a room with the knife in his hand. As he stood up they noticed that he had a wound on his stomach and his intestines were protruding from it. It is at this moment when Wayne goes from 'Crazy' to "CRAZY". Wayne proceeded to throw his intestines at the officers. The cops, in a perfectly sane reaction, sprayed the man with two cans of Pepper spray. This did not effect Wayne. So they got the fuck out of there and called a Swat team. Wayne Carter was arrested and underwent emergency surgery. He was in critical condition as of Tuesday, June 5. Source.
Let's go from a man forcing his intestines on people to a man offering a part of himself on a silver platter. Mao Sugiyama, a 22 year old Japanese man, is a self-described "asexual'. That means that he is non-sexual. This is perfectly normal. Some people just aren't interested in sex. Mao takes it to another level. One day he woke up and decided that since he was asexual he no longer needed his genitals. He decided to have them removed. This is crazy. Later he chose to take his now severed man parts and cook them for paying customers. So he did just that. Last month five diners feasted on his genitals in a $250 a plate meal. This gives a new meaning to the English phrase "Meat and Two Veg". Source. Warning the link has a number of graphic pictures.
As usual we can't have DAMN post without something from China. It has recently been reported that a Shanghai Kindergarten teacher punished a 3 year old girl in a very peculiar way. The girl was not playing with other children so the teacher decided to force a seed into her vagina. The seed was reported to be the size of a kidney bean. It has been said that the teacher was known to be warm and kind. No one knows what lead her to commit this odd and alarming offense. Source. NSFW.
Let's move from horrifying to simply tragic.A Passenger Airliner crashed into a 2 story apartment building in the Iju Ishaga are of Lagos, Nigeria. The plane was carrying 159 people including the crew. None survived. The cause of the crash is still unknown. Source.
Men cross your legs because we are diving right back into CRAZY. Lets take a moment to talk about Joyce Maxine Gregory. She is accused of castrating a man with her bare hands. Ouch. Apparently she got into an argument with an older man and proceeded to attack him. The man ran to a nearby rescue squad building for help. Police were sent to the scene of the incident and arrested Joyce. She was charged with Assault and Malicious Castration. I didn't even know that was a thing. That means that this must happen often enough for there to be an actual name for the offense. Source.
Lets end with a bit of bodily harm. The above clip shows one of the little known dangers of Arm Wrestling. People sometimes forget that muscle can be tougher than bone. This is one of those cringe worthy videos. But it doesn't make me say Damn!!. It's just an aperitif.
Now this is better. A Cliff-Jump goes wrong. It's just bad enough to send chills through me without being too horrible. All I can say is DAMN!!
Odds and Ends.
Rat Has balls. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Eye of the Kitten. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Cat and Prairie Dogs are friends. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Too Fucking High. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Awesome Guitarist 1. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Awesome Guitarist 2. Site is Possibly NSFW.
Awesome Guitarist 3. Site is Possibly NSFW.
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