Damn!! Thursday.

It's that time again. Time to delve into the seedy underbelly of humanity and scrape away at the worst of the worst. It's time to bring the things that lurk in the shadows out into the sun. Or to find the funny/stupid things that make you feel better about yourself. Either because you get a laugh out of them or, more likely, due to the sudden realization that there are so many people out there stupider than you. Hell, maybe we'll find some uplifting or borderline miraculous stories. The picture above is of a Chinese bridge constructor who had a really bad day. He was impaled by multiple metal bars when a machine malfunctioned. Amazingly, he survived the incident and is recovering in a hospital. Read more here.

It seems like we can't get through one of these post without featuring a story from either China or Japan. (The Intro Pic doesn't count.) This week we have a story about Chinese farmers finding what they believed to be a mysterious mushroom. The story was picked up by Chinese Investigative news program Xi'an Up Close. A young female reporter was sent to investigate the situation. It was reported that the mushroom, which can be seen in the video above, had two caps. Each of these caps had an opening. One side had a small hole and the other had an opening that was described as looking like a pair of lips. Encase you haven't figured it out it wasn't a mushroom. It was a male sex toy. One end was fashioned after a vagina and the other like an anus. You may find this funny because the people couldn't identify the object, I find it funny for a different reason. I like to imagine how the thing ended up in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities boggle the mind. Read more here and here.

Do you like squid? If so I would suggest skipping this story. If not then you will have another reason to stay away from the tentacled protein. A woman in Korea was eating par boiled squid, organs and all, when she experienced severe pain in her mouth.  She went to the hospital and a dozen "small, white spindle shaped, bug-like organisms" were removed from her tongue, cheek, and gingiva. It turns out that these things were the squid's spermatophores. That's right the woman's mouth was inseminated by the squid. I could make a Hentai joke here but I'm above that. Actually I'm not, but I couldn't think of anything good. Read more here.

That's enough of the easy stuff let's get to the real shit. The kid in the picture above is Holden Gothia. By all accounts he is an ordinary 5 year old. He love playing sports, singing, and playing with his older brothers. But he has a problem. When he was just 5 weeks old his mother, who was a drug addict, castrated him. Katherine Nadal, who was sentenced to 99 years for the crime, claimed the boys genitals were tore off by the family dog. Since the incident Holden has faced a number of medical issues and has undergone surgery on his left foot due to a severed artery from the attack. Holden is unaware of just how bad he was hurt. A foundation was started to help cover the mounting medical bills for the boy. If you are interested in donating you can find the Heroes for Holden website here. Source.

I said this during the last Damn!! Thursday, but I am just continuously shocked by the lack of respect for male genitalia. Recently a 20-year-old man cut his penis of with an X-Acto knife. The man was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I assume he was just tired of having a dick. The mistreated dong was retrieved, and both it and the man were taken to a hospital in the hopes of reuniting the two. Read more here.

There are a just certain types of people you don't fuck with. The list includes MMA fighters, Marines, and Firemen among many others. Right up at the top underneath Bears and the Guys that kill them are Vietnam Vets. This is for a couple of reasons. Not only are Vietnam Vets trained soldiers they are also survivors of a very bloody war. Octavious Malone, a 19-year-old mugger, made the mistake of attempting to hold up one such man. Napoleon Ruthledge (That is an awesome name.), pictured above, was having none of this 'getting mugged' business. When faced with Octavious and his 9mm gun, Napoleon talked to young man and put fear in his heart. Octavious was so frightened and confused he asked Napoleon to give him a lift after he put the gun down. Napoleon said no and sent the young man off. Read more here.

I want to take a moment and tell you about a man. I don't know his name because it hasn't been divulged. The only thing I know about him is that he has killed. It was the Text Book definition of Justifiable Homicide. This man caught another man molesting his 4-year-old daughter. After seeing this he beat the bastard to death. I may not know the man's name but I know that he did the right thing. A father has to protect his children and if he can't keep them from getting hurt then the least he can due is hurt whoever hurt them. Source.

Sadly the nature of these posts mean that I can't talk about a good thing with out then talking about a bad thing. So from potential Father of the Year we go to a contender for the title Worst Father of Ever . The man in the above picture is Oghad Singh. He beheaded his daughter, Manju Kunwar, and paraded the head through his village, in India, before taking it to the local police station. He did this because he believed she had acted indecently. The woman's remains were cremated according to Hindu tradition. Source.

Let's end with a bit of consensual violence. The video above shows the ending of a fight between BJ Penn and Diego Sanchez. The fight, which took place at UFC 107 in Memphis, Tennessee, ended when Penn caused a very large cut to open on Diego's forehead. Words don't this justice. Just look at the video. All I can say is DAMN!!

Odds and Ends.

You know you're evil when you have an army of Roided up Feeble Brained Goons. 
Who doesn't love bad 80's photos.
Nothing like sharing your home with a FUCKING tiger.
Dogs are very smart.
Seals are awesome.

Wolf and Bear.
Big dog and little dog.

Lucky Cat.
Violent Ostrich.
Bionic Puppy.

Have you ever been so angry you want to smear 
Wasabi on some Jeans and hit someone with them.

Scrubbing Bubbles gone bad.

This just angered me.

Live in Minnesota? Watch out for the Polar Bears.

Get your dog a beer.

Possibly Not safe For Work Sites.

That is a pretty man.

Baby Duck Stalker
Baby's first words.
Dog is happy to see it's owner.