It's that time again. And do I have some shit for you today. Before I get started let's take a look at the picture above. That is a picture of Tony Piertrnatonio having his face redecorated by Lavarn Harvell. He looks like Sloth from the Goonies.
Let's start with something funny. So you are the parents of a teenage boy. You send him to a good school. A school that has an Academy Honesty Pledge. This school has a zero tolerance policy on cheating. The boy, who signed this pledge, then gets caught cheating. The school, according to policy, expels the boy. So what do the parent do? If you said have a serious talk to the boy and transfer him to a different school then you are both reasonable and not this kids parents. These people decided to sue the school for violating their son's due process rights. That is so stupid I don't have a joke for it. Read the whole story here.
Marek Olszewski got more than he was bargaining for when he went to the dentist recently. His first mistake was going to see Anna Mackowiak. You see the two had some history. They dated and Marek ended the relationship. Anna, after putting Marek under, decided to remove all of the man's teeth. All of them. She has said that she tried to "detach herself from her emotions". It's safe to assume that she failed. Read more here.
Some people are just not cut out to be parents. The people in the first story were at least trying to do the best for their son. This woman can't even do the best for herself. I mean look at her. Does that look like the type of woman who should be in charge of a anything, let alone a child? I answer this question with a resounding "Sweet Tap Dancing Christ No!? You may have a different answer. Although I am getting ahead of myself. The human beef jerky above is Patricia Krentcil. She has 5 year old daughter who has recently suffered a bad case of sunburn. The child's father says the sunburn came from the girl playing outdoors. Originally it was thought that the Mahogany Mommy had taken the girl into the tanning booth with her. Either way Burnt Toast does not make a good mother. Read more here.
It's a common misconception that only men commit sex crimes. As the recent influx of Female Teachers having sex with Male Students shows, this is not true. Of course those are cases of adults taking advantage of children. It is rare to find a case of a Woman raping a Man. Rare but not impossible. Take the recent case of a German woman who kidnapped an African man, on her way home from a sex addiction clinic nonetheless, and held the man for own pleasure. Eventually the man was able to escape and contact the police. He was quoted as saying "You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!" To her credit the woman, who has apparently done this before, asked the two police officers if they would like to have a quickie with her. I guess the old saying isn't true. Once you go black you can totally go back. Read more here.
Noah Joel knows what he wants to do and he does it. This is an admirable trait in most people. The problem is that Noah is 2. He wanted to visit his grandmother in the hospital but his parents told him that they couldn't that day. Noah said "Fuck that Noise. Nana needs me!" or at least I like to think that he did. Anyway he hopped on his bike and set out for the Hospital. He was stopped three miles later by police officers. The officers said that the boy didn't know the way to the hospital but blamed being lost on the fact his bike didn't have a SatNav system. I love this kid. Read more here.
The above video is a great take on Hollywood Stereotypes. It shows that you shouldn't believe everything you see. The only problem is that I did believe in any of those stereotypes. The only stereotype I believe about African men is that they wear sandals. The funny thing is this video shows these men wearing sandals. Stereotype proven.
I am an only child. I have a half sister but she doesn't count. As such I never experienced the type of bond that comes with having sibling. The two girls in the above pictures are sisters. The older of the two, Ramona Gibbs, is a hero. She saved her little sister's life by knocking her out of the way of an on coming car. Sadly Ramona was hit in doing so. She has made a full recovery and has recently received an award for her bravery. She deserves it. Read more here.
As always we end with a video showing grievous physical injury. Today's wince inducing treat is from Montreal. The video show a Taxi driver hitting a man and then driving off. I have heard conflicting reports on what transpired before the incident. What I have been able to gleam is that the men in the video were drunk and acting in an aggressive manner. I can't say that the Cab Drivers action were justified. In fact the only thing I can say is DAMN!!. Read more here. Secondary video here.
Odds and Ends.
Horrible Bus accident. Site is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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