Damn!! Thursday.

I've been having a problem with these Damn!! posts. Sometimes I can't decide whether the stories posted here should be funny, terrifying, disgusting, disturbing, or thought provoking. I usual try to fit one story per category. The issue being that a lot of these come from the same website. I have been trying to diversify the sources and as such these post may move to a twice monthly schedule. I am not sure if that will happen or not. It's a possibility. Anyway let's get to the usual mix of shit. Also if you wouldn't mind, do me a favor and click one of those adds. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

Let's start at the shallow end of the pool. Recently an Ohio Juvenile Court Judge allowed a third grade boy to return to his mother. The child had been taken a way due the his weight. The boy, who was 7 when he was removed from his home, had been hospitalized for two week. He went to live with his uncle. While under his care the boy went from 219 lbs to 166 lbs. He was returned to his mother on April 23, and has already gained  back 7 pounds. The reason I am posting this is because I have been fat all my life. On many occasion my mother told me she was frightened I would be taken away from her because of my weight. She thought that people, and by people I mean Child Protective Services, would deem her unfit. It never happened but it seems that this may become a regular occurrence. The other reason I am posting this is because in the short time this child has been back with his mother he has already begun to gain weight. I find this situation to be funny. They take the kid away because he is fat. The kid loses weight so they return him to his mother. He starts to get fat again but that doesn't matter because he is no longer their concern. Source.

While the previous story was somewhat light heart-ed, Pun Intended. This one is just fucked up. On one of the last Damn!! posts I mentioned pills that were filled with powdered baby flesh. The pills were supposed to be uses for health reason. I figured that would the only time I would read about a use for dead babies. Turns out I was wrong. A British man was recently arrested in Thailand for smuggling gold plated dead babies. As opposed to gold plated living babies. The bodies are dry roasted and then painted in gold leaf. These fetuses are supposed to bring good luck and success. It didn't work for this guy. I have to wonder what leads a person to thinking "Well it's time to fill my luggage with dead babies." I would assume that is a gradual process. Then again I would assume that a dead baby would be akin to a lucky rabbits foot. Except for the obvious similarity of the baby and rabbit both being dead. Source.

It's a common joke in America about how important education is in China. With the recent revelation of "Tiger Mothers" we all know just how crazy that culture can be about education. This may be a new high or low. There is now a trend in Chinese schools of students being hooked up to IV drips to keep them studying for longer. The effectiveness of the supplements contained in the IVs is questionable at best. That is if these IVs contain any supplements at all. This is China after all and consumer goods are held to a 'lesser' standard. That hasn't stopped these students, or more likely their parents and teachers, from doing anything to get ahead. Source NSFW.

Jennifer Farmer Source.

You want a good example of the difference between China and America when it comes to education? How about this. The woman in the above picture is Jennifer Farmer she was a parent chaperone at a Colorado High School prom. She, along with another mother, decided that they had to do something about the 'dirty' dancing at the prom. Their solution? Lysol. These two woman used Lysol spray like it was mace to break up any dancing that they felt went to far. While they did this they also referred to the teenage girls who were dancing as whores, sluts, and dirty.  As you can imagine the Lysol inevitably went into the students eyes and mouths. This is not a surprising result. Anyone with half a mind could figure out that would happen. Unless you were too concerned with kids dancing too provocatively. So in China kids get supplements to study longer in America crazy women spray them with Lysol to keep them from having too much fun. The main difference is that the Chinese kids don't get the chance to be sprayed with Lysol. Source.

Let's stick with crazy moms for a second. Let me introduce you to Shana Bishop. She was arrested for child neglect. Here is how crazy or drugged up she was. She pulled into a stranger's driveway and danced around with a cup-holder stuck to her hair. When the cops approached her she didn't know where she was, how she got there, and had no concept of time. Oh, I almost forgot the naked two year old boy who was lying in the fetal position on a bed of trash on the floor of the car. The boy is now in the custody of Bishop's parents. Considering how she turned out that may not be improvement. Source.

Speaking of cops. There was a cop in the last story. I know it's a week transition but it works. Get off my back. Anyway cops. So a man get'sATMs to get it all. She does this because the police told her to bring cash. When she arrives with the bail the cops call the Drug Task Force and have one of the drug dogs smell the money. Guess what the money, supposedly, had trace amounts of drugs on it. You know what that means? Confiscated. She then leaves with out her son and out $7,500. This happened. More than once. I am not one of those people that say all cops are corrupt. I am not someone who refers to cops as pigs. I am not the kind of person who is distrustful of the police, well I am but I 'm distrustful of everyone. I usually give the cops the benefit of the doubt. Not here. This is just fucked up. Source.

Let's take a step back into the world of bad parents. I can almost understand the moms at the prom, I am certain that drugs or some sort of mental issues were at fault for the crazy cup holder lady. Hell I'll even stretch this to the Chinese students. They were probably pressured by their parents but it makes sense. They want their kids to do better. As a matter of fact let's go all the way back to the first story that fat kid. He may not be healthy but his mother isn't actively hurting him. This, however, is the most repugnant, disgusting, and disturbing thing a mother can do to a child. This is the worst thing I'll be posting today. Yes it is worse than the dead babies, because at least that guy didn't kill them. The above video is of a Malaysian mother beating her ten month old baby. It is not pleasant. You should not watch it. After this video was released the woman was arrested and got 2 years. It's not FUCKING enough. Source.

Before we end let's have an "ahhh" moment. The picture shows a house cat sharing a prison moment with a bobcat. there is a video that, sadly, I couldn't embed. Check it out. Source.

Finally we have a video of a bully getting what he deserves. Let this be a lesson to bullies everywhere do not fuck with guys who have fat friends. That fat friend my just be a bad ass. Oh, also, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. All I can say is DAMN!!

Odds and Ends.

Fish fights back.
Awkward Family Photos.
Bad Prom Pics.
There are still good people in this world. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Miniature Food Gallery. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Cute dog knows what he wants. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Didn't see that coming. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Best. Dog. Trick. Ever. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Rap in multiple accents. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
So, apparently Eagles can swim. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
Oops. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.
So, apparently Dog can ride bicycles. Site is Possibly Not Safe For Work.