Damn!! Thursday.

I love the above picture. I know it's just a pic of a boy and a chicken (Possibly a Rooster either way we will talk about a boy and his Cock later) but the kid has so much attitude. I just see that picture and think "Damn!! that a bad-ass kid. Which works since today is Damn!! Thursday. So lets take a look at all the shit that got to me this week.

Living in New York I've never been in a Hurricane, Tornado, and until recently an Earthquake. That is a lucky thing. Because just looking at the video above scare the shit out of me. It is CCTV footage of a Tornado hitting West Liberty, Kentucky. The cameras belonged to Randy Risner and his wife Norma. It's a rare close up look at a true natural disaster.

Ever since the Columbine event many schools have initiated zero tolerance policies when it comes to violence. This means that no matter how small or imagined the act certain activities are not allowed. For instance if two girls attack another girl and that girl defends her self with Pepper Spray the first two girls get suspended while the third girl faces an expulsion hearing. So it is more accepted to attack a girl than it is for that girl to defend herself. As sick as that may seem. You can read the whole story ( all 5 paragraphs of it) here.

Honestly, he does look like the kind of guy who would own a gun.

If the first story isn't bad enough here's one that is even in the realm of justifiable. What happens when a little girl draws a picture of her father with a gun? Well if you ask the man in the picture above he will tell you that you get arrested, strip searched, held in a cell, and you kids get taken by Family and Children's Services, which is the Canadian version of Children's Services. You can read more about the story here and here.

I don't really know how to start this description. I, guess I'll just dive right in. A guy removed a part of wall and some plumbing to expose the bottom of a urinal. Why? You ask. Well because he liked being peed on. He was found with goggles and a snorkel. This man put a lot of thought into in his water sports. You can reed a bit more about it here but I should warn you that the link is not safe for work. So click at your own risk.

Let's stick with the world of horrifying sexual kinks for a moment. Do you know what Kigurumi is? No, let me expose you to it. It is a person who dresses Head to Toe as a character. To be more precise these people take cosplay (the act of dressing as a fictional character for fun) to the next level. This includes terrifying dead eyed masks and full body, flesh tone, skin tight body suits. The video above show you how to take care of you newly purchased body suit. While there is nothing truly objectionable in the video, i.e. nudity, it is still disturbing. So, if you are tired of you usual nightmares watch the video and load up some new nightmare fuel.

I think that is enough sexual trauma. Let's move on to something much more awesome. I like guns. I don't own any. I used to have a small Airsoft collection, which I loved, but I made the mistake of using a lubricant that was not plastic safe on them. I don't have them anymore. I do have a nice sized Nerf blaster collection though. So, not a total loss. I just feel the need to say that whenever I say "I like guns." because if I don't people look at me funny. That may be because I just walk around saying "I like guns.", I should probably stop doing that. Anyway the video above shows a very cool hand gun. It is basically a 1911 pistol doubled. Arsenal Firearms, the company that made the weapon, have designed a double barreled .45 caliber handgun. It is truly fucking awesome.

You may have heard of the Kickstarter website. It is a place were small independent companies/entrepreneurs can ask for donations from the general public. It is a really cool idea that has helped many cool projects reach completion. The people behind Mech Warfare are hoping to do just that. Mech Warfare is like Robot Wars but different. It is on a smaller scale and incorporates the use of projectile weapons. If you have any money and like what you see above, you may want to consider  making a donation. If not well enjoy the action anyway. It looks like a lot of fun.

With all of the fun, stupid, and or weird items out of the way let's get to the worst of the worst. First we have a bus crash in Belgian. The crash took place in a Swiss tunnel and killed 28 people 22 of which were children. I don't feel equipped to properly describe the tragedy of this event. As such I will just direct you here and here, if you want all of the details.

When you read the story below you will know just how tasteless this picture is.

To be perfectly honest I don't know how to start this one. I don't want to type the words needed to properly describe the incident. I guess I have no choice. A Chinese man bit his son's penis off. He was walking down the street with the boy and his daughter. The three of them were nude. The man tried to force the child to perform oral sex on him. When he refused the man did, well you know what he did. He spit, the now severed penis, out and walked away.  The man was arrested and the children taken. The boy has since had his appendage reattached but it is too early to tell if he will have full use of it. Relatives are now caring for the boy and his sister. You can read more (why you would want to, I don't know) here and here. Those reports also include pictures. The second site is not safe for work so be warned. I'm just going to sit here, shiver, and say DAMN!! That's just wrong.

Now for something new. Some weeks I have an over abundance of links. Not all of which are quite compelling enough for a full Damn!! write up. So, when that happens I will post a quick descriptive link. Check them out if you have time. Some of the sites may not be work safe.


Cool Stop Motion Animation.

Snowboarding Opossum.

Gorilla and Bunny.

Fun Wedding Dance.

Legos + Gameboy = ?


End of an Era.

Bad Car Repair.