Awesome Fat Guy of the Week.

It's Friday and that means Awesome Fat Guy of the Week. This week I felt like doing something a little different. Instead of touting the accomplishments of a celebrity or historical figure I will instead demonstrate the Awesome of the everyday Awesome Fat Guy. These guys may have never had a number one song, comedy special, or won an award but these pictures and videos capture their Awesome none the less.

Let's start with this guy. He is the life of the party. Sure he can only go for a few minutes before needing to sit down but dammit if those few minutes aren't awesome.

This guy knows his shirt doesn't fit. That's the point. He exposed his stomach just to catch you looking at it. Guess what? You just looked at his stomach and the picture is now interactive. That is forethought. Skinny people can't think like that.

No good sir you did not. You scared the fight right out of anorexia. Now it has no choice but to pick on people it's own size. Like skinny white girls.

This man is scootering so hard that he is producing flames. Can you understand how hard you have to scooter to produce flames? It takes hundreds of pounds and exactly zero Fucks to scooter that hard.

This is gonna take some thought. Give me a second. I can make this awesome. Okay I got it. They told him he needed a mobility scooter he said "Fuck that give me something I can pull wheelies on!". He knew he would never pull a wheelie but he was not going to be denied the opportunity.

I don't know why, but I found a lot of pictures of Fat Guys on Scooters. For some reason the two are just attracted to each other. Look at these two. Theirs is a love that was forbidden and some would say impossible but nothing could keep them apart.

The law tells him he has to wear a helmet. So he does. But he craves the feeling of the wind on his face. The next best thing? Wind on his ass crack. Makes perfect sense.

Money can't buy happiness. Bitch please.

Fat Guy on Scooter? No Fat Guy on a Fatboy. That's a motorcycle pun. It's funny. I'm sure that was his intention.

Do I even need words? I mean it is obvious that this guy is Awesome. I feel insulted that you would even want a comment.

Fat Guy wants to teach Yoga class. Gets laughed at. Fat Guy teaches Yoga class. Gets last laugh.

Look at this magnificent Mother Fucker. He does not give a fuck. He lives like it ain't a thing. Learn from him.

This isn't a Fat Guy. It's a capybara with monkeys on it's back. I don't know why it's here. I should remove it but I can't. He seems to fit.

Fat Guy loves comics. He want's to cosplay but can't pull off any super heroes. Decides to make a Kingpin costume and absolutely kills it.

He knows that the "Boba Fat" jokes will never end. He doesn't care. He dresses up like him anyway. You can't kill his fun.

Let's end with a Fat Guy doing what Fat Guys do best. Be funny. Enjoy and I'll see you next week with a normal post.